"You're next!'

Boy1: You know what?? The worst function to attend to is an Indian marriage.

Boy2: Why do you say that, dude?

Boy1: I'm fed up with old people coming up to me, squeezing my cheeks, winking at me, pointing at the bridegroom and saying "You're next!".

Boy2: Nowadays you don't seem to be perturbed or frustrated about going to weddings. Why's that?

Boy1: That's because I've found a way to conquer it.

Boy2: How?

Boy1: Well, whenever I go to funerals and any old bloke gets too close, I just squeeze his cheeks and say "You're next!". They don't bother me anymore now.............

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MAK ·

kewl... nyc one...

they are elders today... but remember... "You're next!" .... :P :P

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skygirl ·

hehe :) great!!

but who knows in which ceremony we will be "next" ...

sorry :( but crude truth :P

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Anirudh Narayanan ·

Good point, Sky.[1]

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RAY ·

nice one to lauf abt..dont nned to take it to serious points yaar........

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°ღ•๓яυΠ·

purana ho gaya 2 saal pehele suna tha

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Aditya ·

gud 1!

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cr@zy abt jEe ·

woh !!!! it was good one

13
MAK ·

purane threads ko khoj-nikal rahe hain kya...!!! [3]

1
Aditya ·

haan

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