what's the pressure on the pakistan captain when pakistan need just 1 run to win from 10 overs with 9 wickets in hand????????
Ya allah, jeet kar presentation main angrezi bolni paregi !!!
Santa and banta go to a forest. Suddenly a tiger comes in front of them. Santa picks up some sand,throws it in the tiger's eyes and begins to run. but banta doesnt move.
Santa: Arre banta,run!
Banta: why should i run, it was u who threw the sand!
Santa comes to the doctor with head bleeding.
Doctor:santa why is ur head bleeding?
santa: doctor,i was breaking big stones into small chips at the construction site with my hands. someone said, arre santa kabhi to apni dimaag istamaal karo!
What are the last words of a miser who is falling from a 10 storey building?
Miser shouting to his wife: Make no lunch for me today!
Ghajini effect-
"a boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
why???
he wanted to check whether he was going to school or coming back!
How does santa kill a fish: He drowns it in water!
How does santa kill a bird: He lets it fall from the top of a 10 storey building!
1lol ;)
sardar(to shopkeepr):wat is guarantee for this glass mirror
shpkpr:if throw the miror from 100 storey buildin...it wont break till the 1st floor..
srdr: WOW...DATS GR8..isse jaldi pack kardo..
boy1: wat do u do wen ur dad scolds u?
boy2:i clean the toilet
b1: how does dat help?
b2:i use my dad's TOOTHBRUSH....
WARNING:never abide by the above method...
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Scientific way of killing a mosquito.
(i) use room filled with pungent gas to slow the mosquito down
(ii)capture it in a test tube
(iii)tie its legs to 4 rigid hooks using strings
(iv)gently touch it's stomach with a vibrating tuning fork to make it laugh
(v)as it laughs pour cyanide in its mouth
49comment:this process is too costly...better macchar ko apna kuch litre khoon de hi do...[3][3][3][3]
13Woh macchar wale mein ek Electron Microscope bhi add kar do,,, to see its mouth opening ...lol
231] wat do u call a soft peanut ??
ans: mulayam singh
2] a boy during an examination tells the -examiner : " give me some more time , give me some brain , give me another chance , to write my paper once again
examiner : Naa naa na na , na na nana , na na na na na na na !!!! lolll
1why?what did u think aveek?
only softwares have newer and latest versions?[1][1]
