11mind if i add some more? :)
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein
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62"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein
62Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
62"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein
62"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
62"If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." --Albert Einstein
62Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Most of the fundamental ideas of science are essentially simple, and may, as a rule, be expressed in a language comprehensible to everyone.
Most people say that is it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character.
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
11"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality"
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler"
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts"
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted"
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax"
1Enjoy the funny quotes, they should make you smile! Short funny quotes are great because they are small enough to remember and funny enough to make you laugh.
1We must have such quotes which are good for our life.Bad jokes will make us bad.So one must have good quotes.
1got to learn a lot from "P"ritish(i m referring to one in post no.13)
21pirtish is like SO2
Nishant sir's post 1 was aq. solution of Para- rosaniline hydrochloride. It's color was pink. when it gets reacted by SO2 it forms schiff's reagent. It's colorless. [4]
49haha! :P
By the way I miss pirtish's stupidity nowadays in targetiit.. where is he?