just for fun -->You Might be an Engineer If...

You Might be an Engineer If...
... you know the second law of thermodynamics but not your shirt size.
... someone tells you its a nice day, and you respond with "it's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin."
... you consider yourself well dressed if your socks match.
... the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
... all your sentences begin with "what if."
... in college, you thought "Spring Break" was a metal fatigue failure.
... you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
... you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
... you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
... you think your computer looks better without the cover.
... you wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa.)
... you have no life - and can prove it mathematically
... you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division
... you chuckle whenever someone says "centrifugal force"
... you know how to integrate a chicken and take a derivative of water
... you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function
... the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment
... when the professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the universe
... the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use
... you'll assume a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier
U would sit on the comode just to calculate the pressure of the gas u emmit ...
you think you are being too much clean when you bathe and change clothes everyday
you have found almost every graph on your graph calculator